I'm gonna buy another icecream cone and I'm gonna sit here and slowly smear it all over your face until you get up. You aren't stuck. You just don't believe in the power of the force.
Get up, Karson. Eat your icecream. Go home to your wife and dog. Or you know, your sugardaddy because I'm pretty sure you're a fag.
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Date: 2013-09-10 07:01 am (UTC)Get up, Karson. Eat your icecream. Go home to your wife and dog. Or you know, your sugardaddy because I'm pretty sure you're a fag.