I'm gonna buy another icecream cone and I'm gonna sit here and slowly smear it all over your face until you get up. You aren't stuck. You just don't believe in the power of the force.
Get up, Karson. Eat your icecream. Go home to your wife and dog. Or you know, your sugardaddy because I'm pretty sure you're a fag.
Actually I'm pretty sure I can use slurs however I like, but if it makes you more comfortable I'll just say, yeah, I'm pretty sure you're a sparkling fairy homoqueer.
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Date: 2013-09-10 06:55 am (UTC)cw: homophobic slur
Date: 2013-09-10 07:01 am (UTC)Get up, Karson. Eat your icecream. Go home to your wife and dog. Or you know, your sugardaddy because I'm pretty sure you're a fag.
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Date: 2013-09-10 07:22 am (UTC)[ wallow wallow wallow wallow ]
Don't use slurs like that-- my sexuality is none of your fucking buuuuusinesssss. Ugh.
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Date: 2013-09-10 07:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-09-10 07:28 am (UTC)Your ass is a sparkling fairy homoqueer-- not even said in a derogatory way, because there is nothing wrong with sparkling, fairies, or homoqueers.
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Date: 2013-09-10 07:32 am (UTC)[She would help him but that would require touching. So no.]