[She gets up to go get a to-go cup to put the ice cream in. She really does not want it, especially after it's been rubbed on his face. He'll probably feel better in ten minutes and want it again.
After giving the woman at the counter a bemused shrug, she toddles back over to Karson and presents the to-go cup.] Here. Just. Put it in there. God, you're hopeless.
Yeah I dunno if it's so good to give your dog that much icecream. [Meanwhile, Avery is just now getting down to her cone. She takes a big, frosty bite out of it, then hums in both crunchy-cone enjoyment and fuck-that's-cold-my-poor-teeth pain. She studies him out of the corner of her eye, not sure about how to even go about dealing with this situation.
To be honest, she's not sure she even wants to deal with it, except that after spending so much time bothering him she would kinda feel like an ass if she just ditched him because he was having a shit time.]
I guess you wouldn't be the first one to feed their dog ice cream. [She shrugs. She's let her cat lick shit before too, so it's not like she's free of guilt.]
Uhhhh yeah I don't want to go to jail, we don't need any more incarcerated Striders in the world. Why don't you just... [aaaaand she has no suggestions.]
Dude, I just bought you icecream. Some of which you didn't even eat. I don't want to hear about it. There is no way I am a problem of yours right now, so you go right on and fuck yourself.
[crunch crunch crunch there goes the rest of her cone.]
I'm gonna buy another icecream cone and I'm gonna sit here and slowly smear it all over your face until you get up. You aren't stuck. You just don't believe in the power of the force.
Get up, Karson. Eat your icecream. Go home to your wife and dog. Or you know, your sugardaddy because I'm pretty sure you're a fag.
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counterclock) wrote2020-08-04 03:48 am
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gently smears the icecream against his face]
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ljkdfhlsg uiyo78 affugajkhaGKDHGFSH DSKDHGAFKDSAGHFU DSYTIUK FHWHATTT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, BUDDY?!
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[And then she proceeds to continue to eat her icecream like an actual fucking human being.]
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Don't waste the ice cream. It didn't do anything to you. Put it in your mouth, Karson.
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[She gets up to go get a to-go cup to put the ice cream in. She really does not want it, especially after it's been rubbed on his face. He'll probably feel better in ten minutes and want it again.
After giving the woman at the counter a bemused shrug, she toddles back over to Karson and presents the to-go cup.] Here. Just. Put it in there. God, you're hopeless.
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[ he takes the cup and drops it in. ]
At least, he'll eat the cone. He can't have the chocolate. [ staring sadly at the to-go cup. this is defeat... ]
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To be honest, she's not sure she even wants to deal with it, except that after spending so much time bothering him she would kinda feel like an ass if she just ditched him because he was having a shit time.]
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I make sure to limit how much he gets. He'll be fine.
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So, uh...
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Kill me.
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Fuuuuuuuuuuck you.
[ the grass is wet. life is awful. ]
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You.
Have.
Problems.
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I have 99 problems, and they're all you.
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[crunch crunch crunch there goes the rest of her cone.]
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[She kicks him a little harder.] Get off the fuckin' grass, you dweeb.
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cw: homophobic slur
Get up, Karson. Eat your icecream. Go home to your wife and dog. Or you know, your sugardaddy because I'm pretty sure you're a fag.
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[ wallow wallow wallow wallow ]
Don't use slurs like that-- my sexuality is none of your fucking buuuuusinesssss. Ugh.
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