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[enrages]

I can't. I'm stuck. My stuff that you keep kicking hurts. Life hurts. Those are you-inspired problems.

cw: homophobic slur

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I'm gonna buy another icecream cone and I'm gonna sit here and slowly smear it all over your face until you get up. You aren't stuck. You just don't believe in the power of the force.

Get up, Karson. Eat your icecream. Go home to your wife and dog. Or you know, your sugardaddy because I'm pretty sure you're a fag.

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Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

[ wallow wallow wallow wallow ]

Don't use slurs like that-- my sexuality is none of your fucking buuuuusinesssss. Ugh.

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Actually I'm pretty sure I can use slurs however I like, but if it makes you more comfortable I'll just say, yeah, I'm pretty sure you're a sparkling fairy homoqueer.

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[ dragging self up to slump all over the table again ]

Your ass is a sparkling fairy homoqueer-- not even said in a derogatory way, because there is nothing wrong with sparkling, fairies, or homoqueers.

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Goddamn right my ass is a sparkling fairy homoqueer. That's basically the whole point.

[She would help him but that would require touching. So no.]