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hey you STUPID FUCKING BITCH.
just a very prominent, very furious as shit "FUCK YOU" shout out because wow let's make a list of things that i'm not appreciating right now after 18 hours of sleep:

1) you
2) your hideous face
3) your bullshit manipulation
4) die in a goddamn murder, you heinous shitmonger.

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i have no idea what yr talking about bb

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let me reiterate: i hope you end up on the first five minutes of an episode of Criminal Minds.

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hmmmmm nope still not occurring to me maybe you want to remind me or something

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you're the biggest piece of shit that has ever existed in the history of the world.
behind every historical downfall that has ever occurred, you were there with your bitchyass smirk and horrible sunglasses.
you let the visigoths into rome.
you whispered sweet nothings into the ears of charlemange which made him split his empire.
you are the plague, and you killed 1/3 of the population of europe.
you let the turks into constantinople and brought down the abbasid calliphate.
you gave the french the sweet wings of revolution, and then saddled them with an egotistical emperor.
you shot archduke franz ferdinand.
you sunk the lusitania.
you voted for woodrow wilson.
you destroyed the stock market.
you appeased hitler and sold away poland.
you signed the death of the prussian empire.
you assassinated ghandi.
you caused the bosnian genocide, and partied it up in darfur.

IS THIS RINGING ANY FUCKING BELLS?!

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aside from darfur all of that shit happened while i was still sucking pure liquid crack from my old ladys tit so i guess what im trying to say is...........................u mad tho????

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yes, i mad.
i furious.
i fucking irate.
am i going to have to block your number or some shit if this insomnia thing becomes a normality?
because i will fucking do it.

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are you still having trouble sleeping then

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i got 18 hours of sleep, and now i've been up a full 24 hours.

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shit kid

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that sounds like approximately -.005% of a good thing

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i would try killing myself but chugging three bottles of nyquil didn't do the job.
i honestly have no idea what could.

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holy fuck

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maybe dont do that

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like ever again

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srsly what the shit

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i dont want to be awake anymore.

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boy u arent gonna be alive anymore and what if satan is real huh what then

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at least you can do a lot of homework

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i cant even think straight at this point there is no homework happening ever.
i have been watching cat videos on youtube for the past seven hours.
i think i might be watching the same ones again and again but i don't remember.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvMssEgp1ko have u seen this one yet

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oh my fucking god thats wonderful that silly cat hahaahahahahaaahfuck i dont remember

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maybe you should go to therapy

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here's the constant theme of my life:
with what money.

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theres free therapy programs my school even has one